In honor of Halloween, I’m sharing some really scary things written on resumes. If you think these are scary, you should read the whole list at Funny2.com.
Objective: To acquire a creative development position within the entertainment industry that would utilize my vast (2 years) technical experience.
Reasons for leaving the last job: Responsibility makes me nervous.
Job Responsibilities: Maintained files and reports, did data processing, cashed employees’ paychecks.
Personal Interests: I like the Simpsons.
Education: Completed 11 years of high school.
Qualifications: I often use a laptop.
Skills & Accomplishments: Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
Additional Experience: I am writing to you, as I have written to all Fortune 1000 companies every year for the past three years, to solicit employment.
Happy Halloween!